Emil Johnson

Emil Johnson called because he has not received his subscription and demanded that we deliver it right to his door.

As he was shouting it at me I raised my voice to him as well. I'm sorry but the saying as to where the Customer is always right does not fly with me. Especially if they are yelling and completely rude to me I will give it right back.

and I just love the subscribers that feel they are the only one that gets the paper and I should know how they are and take care of them as if they mean anything to me at all.

I explained to him that we were not allowed to deliver the paper personally. as he kept I insisting that he deserved to have this paper delivered to him today and that I was to find someone here that could come and deliver his paper.

As I explain yet again that we (meaning anyone in the company) is not allowed to hand deliver the paper to a customer. But if he would like he is more thank welcome to stop over in the front office and pick up this weeks paper. (Now he lives in Ft plain and we are in Palatine bridge it is all of what maybe 10-15 minutes away depending on where about you live.

He then went off about he doesn't have time because he has to milk the cows and if I would like to come up there and milk the cows for him as he comes here to do my job.

Oh Boy did I bite my tongue (BIG TIME) I should get a raise for not ripping this guy a new asshole.

But I wasn't backing down and was giving it right back with attitude as he was giving it to me from the beginning.

There would be no way he would be even able to begin to understand or handle my job. (Maybe then he wouldn't be such as ass) Plus what does it take all day long to milk cows??? NOT!

Doesn't he have a wife or even a worker that could come down and pick it up for him. I'm sure he could spare 15-20 minutes out of his day to pick up a paper that he is in such dire needs to read.

Then he asked me if I thought the paper was important to read...... LOL now that is a joke. Are you kidding me?


HELL NO I don't think the paper is worth ready and why should I. I am not a farmer I could care less about what is in the paper so No No I don't think it is worth reading or that important.

So I said to him that he is the subscriber and that to him it is an important paper to read and since he feels that way he can come pick up the paper here in the office.

So he thought that I was saying I wouldn't send it to him and he mentioned to me about me not even mailing out the paper.

So I had to say well sir I would be happy to mail you out the paper but you didn't want that. You said you wanted the paper hand delivered to you TODAY! (and I hope I sounded very condescending)

To this all he would do was spit and sputter a bit.

I also told him that I could not possible know if there was a problem with his paper unless he calls to tell me but I could not find out instantaneously what the problem was. It would take a little time After all I was dealing with the United State Post Office and being a part of the government we all know how that goes.

To which he huffed and say yeah good luck with that and I said exactly, so why is it you think I would be able to fix your problem in just a few minutes?

Don't piss me off and because I don't back down especially when I am being attacked for no reason.

See this just confirms that MEN are ASSHOLES!