Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Great Hoping Jalapeno!!

I was in the process of making a vegetable stir fry last night. I had green peppers, red peppers, mushrooms, and carrots.

Well I also had a bunch of jalapenos that I was going to make jalapeno poppers a bit later so I decided to take one and chop it up and put in my stir fry. I love hot spicy foods, so I figured this would give it a kick.


After starting the stir fry I washed my hands and started my clean up and of course you know how you always get the pesky little nose it when you are in the middle of something......... well that's what I got.

Without thinking I just itched the tip of my nose, washed my hands again and continued my clean up. A few minutes later my nose got all tingly and started to burn. At this point it wasn't too bad.

I giggled a little because it did feel funny, almost numbing. I continued on with my stir fry, mixing it up to make sure it cooked fully through.

You know how your nose starts to run when you have something hot??
Yep you got it! My nose started to run a bit and I was right in the middle of making my stir fry I didn't want to have to stop to grab a tissue and then wash my hands again. so I just gave a quick sniff to tide me over a few minutes.

WOW! YIKES! YOWZERS!!!! Talk about clearing out my nasal passage!
OMG! It instantly went to my brain!

My eyes watered and I felt like I was breathing fire! As a matter of fact I WAS breathing FIRE!

Every time I breathed in it intensified. So here I am at the kitchen sink bent over trying to rinse out my nose! Well not really rinse out my nose but splashing cold water over it.

I can see it now......I'm sitting there at rehab, while others are telling how they do crack, coke, or weed and it comes to my turn--- Hello, My name is Tracy, I'm addicted to jalapenos.

Aaaahhhhhh..........There's nothing like snorting jalapenos!

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