Monday, April 10, 2006

Gray's Anatomy

Ok, Now I've mentioned being admitted to the hospital recently well let me tell ya.......I was not please whatsoever with being there.

First of all I get stuck with machinery that kept flatlining me!

Of course me trying to find any excuse to leave says...well since I'm already flatlines I can leave....right?? WRONG.

Damn, Didnt work!

I think I'm getting Ripped off........ I mean come on, if I keep flat lining how do I know that the information these machines are giving off are correct??!!! Exactly...... So Now can I leave????

They took a chest X-Ray to make sure my lungs were clear. I smiled and said cheese for the camera!

I was poked and proded and I dont know how many times they put those stickers on me for monitoring my heart.......which from me being antsy kept coming undone.

The Nurses were exteremely nice and so were the doctors.
You really can't be too shy of revealing your body when you are in a hospital. Those gowns are just something else! And when you are all hooked up to IV's and Wires and they need to help you change.....or When they are placing patches all over you -- There is just no getting around it. Usually I get to know the person better before undressing in front of them (LOL)

But talk about boring! Now if I was actually sick it wouldnt be so bad.......But feeling well and having to be stuck in bed was horrible!
Anyone who knows me knows I can't set still. I flipped through the tv channels -- NOTHING! I get up and star out the window....Planning my escape. I walk the hallway smiling at the doctors and nurses as I pass them. Making polite conversation with other visitors.

GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Finally get to escape off the floor when Paul arrives.

Up and down in the elevator to the first floor, then back.

I even started to rehook myself up to make it easier on the nurses when my wired come unhooked! LOL

I dont think they have seen anyone get dressed so fast as towhen they told me I might be able to go home!

As soon as the doctor said he would see about me leaving I had my stuff packed in a bag! Once I got the ok, You can go home...I was dressed in no time and patiently sitting there.

It was a pleasant experience but I couldnt wait to get home.

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